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So fearless and hopeful...

Can you imagine such a scene?

Name:
That...one girl
Birthdate:
5 December
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External Services:
  • burn_likethesun@livejournal.com
  • goodbyetimebomb AIM status
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[Alternate screen name]

1, 2 and 3.

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"Frau!" Sexalicious moaned delightfully towards Funkoriffic Man, who in record time, conceived babies named Frilon, Spillin`, and Dillon. Frau ate two of Dillon's brothers after they soiled seventy diapers.

"OH FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BABIES!?!?" shouted Funkariffic Man!

"I.. just... was .. hungry..." explained Frau, spitting bones on the baby remains.

"Oh. This is rather awkward... why don't you share some Dillon pie?" begged Sexalicious to Funkoriffic Man.


~Chapter One by
Pants
and
"That guy with the freaky eye icon on here."


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Jared Leto is love sex.


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